I can't decide....I can't choose...Someone chop me up in tiny pieces to share to the world PLEASE!!!!

I'm stuck on the decision of who I want to spend NYE with, and where...on one side of the scales I have the coolest, the bestest, the ones that have been with me since the beginning of time, well not actually but since Primary School, throughout High School, they have put up with my nonsense and have been there every step....

....on the other side of the scales, I have the newbies, the new friends, but cannot be considered completely new, coz I have known them throughout High School, but my anti-socialness in High School deferred that for a long time, till recent months, they're awesome, I understand them, they understand me...it's all a happy family

.....OR I CAN SIMPLY STAY AT HOME AND BE A MYSPACE BUM LIKE CHRISTMAS DAY!!!!!!!

But New Years...it's something different, it's an important event you want to spend with the most important people in your life, whether that be your best of friends, your girl-friend, boy-friend, or family....I wish someone could just split me in two or three, so I can be in multiple places at once....if only

DILEMMA AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

All the Best....whoever you spend that special count-down moment with

Cheers
Wendy

No matter what...I HEART you all

I've been a good good girl

Yes May I Say I Have Been A Good Good Girl Today

Well not that I'm not usually, just that today I have been exceptionally good...no laziness involved.
Today I cleaned the whole house, wiped, vacuumed, mopped, and a hell lot more...that nobody really notices....the motivation, well I can only say because the "devil" is in....NO NO NO our family is quite anxious when dad is around, coz he normally comes back once a fortnight for the weekend, and has been doing so for the past 9 years of my life, but since Christmas and New Years etc, he'll be here for 3 weeks, he works in Sydney as a carpenter, making chairs and tables and all that.

When he's around the whole family tends to act, well...let say more initiative, do things right etc etc. He can be quite demanding if he sees something wrong, or something that doesn't fancy his liking, and so I went on a crazy cleansing routine today...and boy was it grotty, the dust, the mould, eeek and HAHAHA, our house was quite messy may I say, in all the wrong spots...oh dad wasn't the only motivation, the main reason was that we were getting a new lounge suite for the lounge room, coz the old one has had it's time, I have no idea what it looks like, all I know is that they're all recliners, and it'll mean more lazing around for the whole family infront of the TV(our favourite family gathering, besides the dinner table).

..ah yes can I say we don't really see much of each other in our family, people have school, work, away, or attached to computer alot(HEHE yep me, me, me)...and dinner is the only time we see each other, TV well depends what's on....plus my big brother lives behind the garage(coz he wanted to) and he's VERY anti-social, my lil sis has her own room, her own ensuite, even her own exit of the house(but can't use it coz it's blocked by a wardrobe) yeah she's the one I see most, unless she's at school, work, or dating. But then the problem of bitching occurs alot, and hence problems occur, sometimes I speak to her on MSN, but my tendency to be extremely nice on MSN kinda ruins it, and it normally results in her blocking me.

My mum, she's a Personal Care Assistant(a PCA, but she keeps stuffing it up with CPA which is Certified Practising Accountant, yeah in her dreams)...she's the parent that normally directs the "do not do this, do not do that" speeches...I listen, but being a 19 year old, and a teen, a risk taker, I don't really listen to her that much, coz she tends to talk more about her work in the end, which involves: old people shitting in wrong places, or spewing up and what not...and I don't really like that place.

The grandma(the father's mum), annoying, annoying, annoying, but I think most grandparents end up like that... the older they become. May I say this is the only grandparent that has pretty much existed throughout my life, the others have passed away or live overseas. Yes she migrated to Australia with us, apparently she was suppose to be the caretaker of us, I mean the babysitter, but as we grew older, that became less of a problem...instead she did. She used to cook and clean and do what the "mother" role normally does, but since age becomes a problem, her cooking is less liked, and her cleaning is less the moderately good. Now she's only cooks and clean for herself, I mean I kinda feel sorry for her, but my tendency to withstand her rude comments(to me) and her intelligence(stating the obvious) gets to me, hence limited talk is required.

Have I missed anyone? AH me, yep, I'm the good one, I'm the wild one, I'm the cute one and I'm the middle one. I'm the one that gets talked about most, and the one that everyone prefers, I'm the middle child, but acts like the older one, I do so much and put so much effort, it sometimes gets forgotten...the other siblings are jealous of me, because I am the "favourite child" of both mum and dad(maybe because I LISTEN to them, and they don't), and kinda the more social one(goes out more), and hence also being the worried one. Sometimes I have a standard raised above my head that everyone thinks I should act to, and when I don't, things get a tad controversial...for example my certain failures in life tend to get talked about more than my achievements(car licence, and certain subjects).

HA that's enough ranting for today I guess, my posts tend to go longer than certain UNI assignments, when I'm typing my inner thoughts
ANYWAYS HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR IF I FORGET TO DO IT IN PERSON

Cheers
Wendy

Welcome to BRA BRA Wonderland

Oh, so what will this be about...hrmmmm....I wonder???

Welcome to "Bra Bra Wonderland", please feel free to ask for assistance if it is required.

Hi, how may I help you? Would you like a size 24 EE in that design...oh sorry "WE DON'T HAVE YOUR SIZE!...you big BIMBO!"

No， I wouldn't say anything like that, but the time I spend in that department is enough to drive me a bit coo coo (if you haven't noticed). I work for Target in the Ladies apparel, which kindly includes ALL ladies fashionwear, ALL ladies underwear, ALL cosmetics, ALL ladies sleepwear...and it used to also include ALL shoes, but lucky they gave that to the kids/menswear person...but if they don't show up for work, well must I say, the LADIESWEAR person has to take care of ALL APPAREL then, and that's no fun, did I also mention if the Fitting Rooms person doesn't show up either, the ladieswear person has to take care of that too....and then it becomes havoc, I hate it when that happens, but the store is getting better with people showing up for work.

The problem that lies, is that the store STILLunderstaffs people, and overstaffs when it seriously isn't required. The eve before MAJOR sales occur, you might see 3-4 people for each department, and normally 1 for each, and even shitter when they don't show up, or when they call in sick. ALL other Target stores have a billion red shirt staffs within a footstep away...not ours, our store is too tiny to staff that many, and trying to keep the store neater is even harder. Our store is even cancelling one of its annual stocktakes from two to just one...because it JUST AIN'T NEEDED.

Ah enough ranting on the management of our "tiny Target store"....back to Bra Bra Wonderland

Oh yes it's true, Target only stocks up to the size 24 EE, if you were to get anything larger, you'll have to go to a speciality store...like the big complex MYER!!! or BNT(ha, I got questioned what BNT was, coz I forgot what is stood for, now I know, BRAS N THINGS)...and the smallest 10AA, anything smaller, you don't really need a bra, coz you may be a guy or you haven't reached the age for them....try the girls underwear department, there should be some crop tops there.

So here's a lesson for the guys...time to change the channel if you're not interested LOL, well I'm sure all girls would like to have their own Berlei Bra expert, if you haven't seen the advert for it already...but this doesn't prompt boob staring and getting to know your sizes, that's what bra size charts are for.

Basically bras go bigger from A onwards...and the largest size I know of is G...but on random forum discussions, I have been notified of the size Z, whether or not that is true...I would believe they would be the size of humans, and that seems wrong. So the sizes goes AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, EE, etc...some don't have doubles I don't know why, it could be the dementedness of boobs these days, specially with the amount of chemically enhanced/destroyed foods. And the number, basically from 10 onwards...10, 12, 14, 16, 18 etc...you'll never see odd number digits, sometimes in other countries they're measured in 30, 32, 34 etc, it's basically the sizing of your rib-cage in inches, the wider...well obviously time to get an upgrade then. There's the basics of bra sizing...now that everyone knows them...I shall continue.

Oh not yet, you haven't learnt the different types of bras, you have to learn them too, to understand my pain(no I don't have breast cancer). There is underwire, wire-free(plus different supports: light support, medium support...), push-ups, convertibles, sports, T-shirts, and new ones such as the new "Virtual Bra" and even newer one "the U-Bra"...more on them too later...but also knickers, there's g-strings, string bikinis, bikinis, hipsters, boylegs, full-briefs, high briefs...and support briefs too. Can you imagine the pain I get now???

Having to know them...and understand them is not a easy task, remembering designs is another pain, let alone the names of them...too many times have I been posed with "Do you have the Winfrey bra in size 12B?"...and I'm suppose to know who the heck Winfrey is?? All the bras have different names, and different codes...oh and "I've got a code, 3846-2794, can you find that for me?"... NO coz I'm not a computer and don't know the specific location for a no. identification of a bra...though all these are listed on the label, but describing the bra is the best method...if I can't find it, I simply say "we're sold out" coz chances are, it probably is.

Yes names, there is Kirsty, Lola, Star, Donna, Caroline, Madison...oh just a bunch of girls names, I don't know why, I think because it gets confusing to name a bra "BRIGHT PINK AND BLUE POLKA DOT LACE STRIPE PUSH-UP WITH CHICKEN FILLETS" coz it would get too long then...chicken fillets, ah it's just a nick name for the things that go into the bra, to increase cleavage, hence being a push-up. But I haven't come across my name yet LOL

Sometimes you would be see me having a conversation with Kirsty, Lola, Star and Donna at the same time, NO NO I'm not that crazy yet, but who knows...one time when my sister came to visit me whilst I was working, I started to introduce them to her..."meet Kirsty, she's an underwire, lace, ooops sorry none in your size, she's for the 20+ sizing, sorry sis" HEHE, yeah I like making fun of my job, coz it allows me too, plus she is the only one to understand my broken english/chinese jokes.

AH I'll save the anticipation of what the "virtual bra" and "U Bra" is now, I'm sure you'll all love my descriptive talent...The "virtual bra" is made in the intergalactic world of JEUIWI with seams of magical powers, and feels smooth on their martian counterparts, the fabric is made from mythical atoms that leaves much to the imagination....oh how lame, it's basically a seamless silk feel bra, no imagination involves, simple as that, I just to make an idiot of myself, and the "U-BRA" well like it says, U, it's shaped in the shape of a U in the front to show the cleavage(if any) or to show a tad of skin, it's been advertised on TV...I reckon it looks weird though, but remember how "hollywood tape" would be used to keeps the boobs in, well Jennifer Lopez can now wear the new U-Bra without any flashing.

I had a guy ask me for one(for his wife), and he had no idea what mission he had been sent on to do, he didn't even remember the name of the thing, but my professional expertise led him straight to the spot. At least he knew that a guy carrying a bra around would spark "pervert alert" so I got him a basket, to hide his shame...but it's alright to ask for assistance guys, that's what customer service is for.

I actually had more that I added to this blog, but forgot to save as draft beforehand, so lost alot. But the name Bra Bra Wonderland, heh I tried to make it as interesting as possible, why wonder? Just thought of famous Wonderwoman who proudly wears her bras well HAHA, it's not fun at all, it's definitely not a Wonderland, maybe for guys, but not I...I hate having to sort them in size orders, style orders, colour orders...and getting bra strap burns on my fingers(not good), I reckon us "intimate apparel" girls have touched more bras in our lifetime then many others, and worth going into the Guiness Book of Records for our effort, well that's me from my end

Cheers chicken fillets
Wendy

Okay First Real Blog here

So.... after a few complaints from the Polly pocket that I haven't been posting any "real" blogs here, I'm going to do the first one now, at 11:55pm....are you happy now Polly?

So here goes, coz blogs to me mean nothing, I'm no writer, and definitely not going to make a living out of it...I just do them to post my uttmost craziest feelings, and to let people know there is more to the anti-social Wendy you see in person. Tis' true, Wendy is more than that, but has difficulty expressing that strange peculiar personality, and you only get to see that online, coz there aren't really anyone there to care, or can tell you're facial expressions...okay my self-esteem is low, hence the most interaction you'll ever get from me is from Myspace, MSN, email, and crazy comments on your blogspot, or when I'm intoxicated and not thinking straight anyways.

So you a clubber? NO....but I've been to a few, may I say a small few....but from words I have said, it may have sounded like I am, seriously I can't count 10 times I've been to a club this year 2006. Clubbers are referred to as a person who goes out, get pissed many nights a week, a social clubber is one who goes out once a week or more(Polly, tis' to you)....and by the counts of things, that makes me an anti-social clubber LOL, coz of limited amounts, and anti-socialness of Wendy herself, I believe that title suits me well.

And I ain't no alcoholic, I'm just a social drinker, I drink at parties and the few nights out...the strongest drink I've had is a "Long Island Iced Tea", then comes the vodka shots, then the mixed drinks. I have only ever spewed twice in my drinking career, and that was last weekend and the weekend before that...hah don't you love birthday parties that are close to each other LOL. Oh I'm not saying I enjoy the whole puking experience, I'm just saying it's definitely not a thing to get accustomed to. To the world of alcoholics, is there a point of drinking, when puking doesn't affect you??....I'm weird, I'm sure most people spew after they've had too many drinks, on that specific night. Not I, I have what I like to call "delayed spewing reaction syndrome" DSRS, I don't spew on the night, I spew the next day, not in the morning, but round midday, I squirm around thinking I have an upset stomach, and then when I see the toilet, it starts to erupt....oh what a glorious feeling YUK!!!!

And to recover over an disgusting feeling...more disgustingness, that is JUNK FOOD, nice fatty greasiness....and KFC is the best for that!!! Hence the pimples, and the antisocialness(am I making words up here, I think I have put ness on so many things in this blog so far). Anywho, I love KFC, thank you girls for your insight into greasy foods making a good hangover method, beats panadols I must say, and tastes heaps better.

But on my last spewing endeavour, Maccas was the replacement, big fries for me...I don't know what happened to the hash browns(or do they only serve that for brekky?)...well yeah there was this fried bug in the fries, but we were all too hungover to care, we'd just minus the bug-covered fries and continued to finish the packet....oh how wonderful LOL, but I still enjoy drinking the night away, coz we do the most hilarious stuff that doesn't happen when people are sober.

Who talks more when they're drunk?? I do, ma friends said I'm so loud and truthful when I've had a few...so don't tell me secrets when I have, chances are I'll blurt it out, and everyone will know. But yeah topics of discussion in a bunch of drunk, single girls include: boyfriends, sex, orgasm, dating, boob sizes, and lack of the above stated....and I don't remember what else, but I'm sure that happens alot.

But I remember them clearly, I drink, but I still remember what happens, HAHA I even went on a SMS frenzy with a guy, and sent the most stupidest things...e.g Crazy update X fell asleep on the toilet....and the reply...tell me if that is comfortable, it'll answer one of life's most toughest question. I mean I would type more, but my phone has difficulty keeping messages, so I had to delete most of them... and there was this one SMS that I sent, but my friend typed coz I told her to write something, and she writes "I love u, u hunk a spunk sexy man let's get it oooonnnn!!" I was suppose to approve it before I sent it, but another friend stole my phone and sent it...oh what an embarassment, and the message I got back "LOL whose this??"... had to explain, one spastic friend typed it, another spastic friend sent it, it wasn't me at all...and the SMS convo lasted until my crap LG phone died, and that went on till 3am in the morning, and he was completely sober, so it's just random thing I did being intoxicated.

Well that's all from my drunkiness experience this week, I'm sure there will be many more to come.
Cheers Lads
Wendy

Too lazy to do anything myself, so I copied and pasted from googlism.com

Searched my full name and found this:
wendy ng is a genius
wendy ng is not one to let a boring moment see the light of day in her production
wendy ng is an associate professor in the sociology and social sciences departments at san jose state university
wendy ng is associate professor of sociology at san jose state university

Just Wendy:
wendy is at the media lab
wendy is staring at me
wendy is the composer
wendy is waiting
wendy is at the center for design research
wendy is big mission babe
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wendy is right
wendy is a member of personal information architecture
wendy is staring at me page has been receiving an average of 2000+ hits per month from all over the world
wendy is midnight
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wendy is al 4 jaar lang met marc klein essink op de buis bij rtl4
wendy is about to cut this
wendy is familiar with research in molecular modelling
wendy is zwanger van onze redactie
wendy is on the web
wendy is a 1999 graduate of harvard law school
wendy is bugging me again
wendy is a real go
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wendy is shot down with an arrow
wendy is ready to have fun
wendy is available to bring her class and workshops on promotion for musicians to general and christian audiences
wendy is a member of iw3c2
wendy is watching
wendy is an asian elephant and was born on a logging camp in thailand
wendy is proud to have been chosen as featured author
wendy is the one in the yellow shirt
wendy is gone by ronnie mcneir chorus
wendy is derivative of gwendolyn or some variation of a way
wendy is a real estate agent that is known in the community of fredericton for her dedicated client service
wendy is the excellent cook here at palmer station
wendy is one of our instructors who is positively and successfully incorporating the core and basics of centered riding into the various riding disciplines
wendy is available for private lessons
wendy is de belangrijkste presentatrice die sbs in huis heeft
wendy is a mom
wendy is neat!!
wendy is the voice of the nerdy guys and an expert at using and creating software tips
wendy is supported by an all star cast of nashville musicians that took these songs to heart
wendy is now known as wendybrb 00
wendy is a senior researcher at the nation?s leading multiethnic
wendy is not for you
wendy is an orange tabby cat and became a member of the family to keep our first cat byron's weight down
wendy is invited internationally to train
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wendy is a soft
wendy is sought after for her driving piano work and is an influential proponent of the otis sapnn/sunnyland slim
wendy is provided after you sign up and receive your pin
wendy is a nationally renowned speaker
wendy is recognized throughout the san francisco bay area
wendy is also hmt's teacher of
wendy is the person most of you hear from when we are looking for volunteers to help with item writing
wendy is the consummate interviewer who has a knack of extracting the best from fellow personalities such as jerry springer
wendy is very familiar with the jefferson county market having worked with the business community for several years
wendy is co
wendy is certified by the interior arrangement and design association
wendy is acknowledged to be a confident
wendy is trendy
wendy is zwanger wendy blijkt ruim 3 maanden zwanger te zijn
wendy is sad to see its bass player
wendy is eating green bean
wendy is an efficiency expert
wendy is implying that my ethics were out in asking her about the references
wendy is an internationally
wendy is responsible for making sure that in habbo hotel only the virtual identities of habbos can be seen by other
wendy is a lovable middle child
wendy is now out of hospital
wendy is a native texan
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wendy is an active life member of the million dollar club
wendy is featured in strange fish
wendy is in the operations room for student teachers
wendy is a native vermonter
wendy is michael's wife
wendy is a cute evil genius
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wendy is a welcome addition to the new england tech community
wendy is not a dolphin
wendy is concentrating on her immediate target ? the busan asian games next month ? for now
wendy is recommended by fellow agents for honesty and integrity as an experienced new brunswick real estate agent professional
wendy is a provider for anthem pci
wendy is dead
wendy is very proud of the many professional and personal relationships that she has established

Here's to all the Pauls out there

paul paul paul paul paul, and what else rhymes with paul? Hrmmmmm....writers block, oh well